Lately people have been asking me, “PAC, what was it like working at the Mercury for the last couple years?”
You know, it’s funny, when I first started I thought every day would be a drunken party packed with pranks and shenanigans. The fact is, having Wm. Steven Humphrey snort a line of cocaine off your ass is not quite as fun as he might suggest.
I think my years at the paper are best illustrated by this classic YouTube clip from 2007:
I know how you feel, Skelegoat. I know how you feel.
That was one of the first videos I favorited and it never fails to deliver the chuckles. The way he turns his head towards the camera at the end kills me.
Oh Oh and now you know why Olive always barks when I enter the office.