Si, mi espanol es muy mal. However! It doesn’t take a Spanish translation expert to figure out what’s going on in this commercial. Finally, a dietary supplement has been developed for snake charmers who want to get married to their scantily clad girlfriends, but can’t afford a ring. And the great thing about ErectoMax pills? With every purchase, they’ll send you a vibrating engagement ring… absolutely “gratis”! (That means “free,” right?)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey