Yes, you’ve tried “making conversation” in order to pick up the chicks… that shit don’t work! Now you can really impress the ladies INTO BED using the seducing power of “magic.” Luckily for us, girls am dumb!
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Yes, you’ve tried “making conversation” in order to pick up the chicks… that shit don’t work! Now you can really impress the ladies INTO BED using the seducing power of “magic.” Luckily for us, girls am dumb!
Tips to Everything is Terrible!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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“I’m not a weirdo.”
I actually have this whole video, it’s part of a double VHS series called “the secret of success with women” the other tape is a totally different dude doing bar tricks. The magic is way better. You can borrow it if you want.