Ladies and gentlemen, introducing “The Comfort Wipe.” Because… because… ummm… because wiping your bottom is really uncomfortable? And because there is poo-poo down there? And because it’s the only way to maintain one’s dignity while cleaning one’s dirty hole?
HALP!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

8 replies on “FYI: “Toilet Paper is Really Archaic and Disgusting.””

  1. god I flinched when they showed the shower brush. I thought they were advocating using it for that too. ugh, such a waste.

  2. Is that what passes for a product demonstration these days? Nothing in that ad resembles the way I was taught to wipe. Wiping is about more than talking about wiping, or talking to fat/old/infirm people about wiping.

    There’s little to no chance I’ll buy this unless/until they can show us rather than tell us.

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