Dear Barack Obama: Please fire your current campaign manager and hire comedian Sarah Silverman. As you will see from the video below, her idea for winning the vote of every elderly Jew in Florida is nothing short of brilliant. (Oh, but her language can be a bit NSFW-ish, so put on your headphones please.)
Did I mention she’s cute? Hire her!!
yer pal,
Steve

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)