SEX WITH ANIMALS: For far too long it’s been reserved for adult perverts and Republicans. But now… FINALLY… kids of all ages can enjoy this creepy past time, and it’s all thanks to the amazing new toy, Love and Licks Puppies. Prepare to be disturbed, and roll it!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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where can I get one?
so lonely…
They really need to stop letting Dave Navarro design children’s toys.