There are so many horrifying/awesome/disturbing things about this, I don’t know where to begin. Soooo… LET’S DO THE VEGGIE-BOOGIE!

And if that didn’t freak the poop out of your body and into your pants, then be sure to check this same band’s version of “Everyone is Differently Abled.” BRRRRRR!!!

Hat tips to Everything is Terrible!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-BXmnjYLUp8%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “If You Love Vegetables, Then This Should Cure That”

  1. I don’t know what this has to do with that video, but I suddenly had an urge to donate an enormous amount of cash to Planned Parenthood.

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