You KNOW you’re sick of all that junk (chairs, desks, printers, certain employees) cluttering up your office. So why not call Jones’ Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage… and all of your problems will magically disappear. (Jones accepts cash, check, all major credit cards and weed.)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

I LOVE that guy!
dude’s got a myspace now too apparently
http://www.myspace.com/435145942