Oh, crap! Mother’s Day is just around the corner. And you’ve got to get her something—something nice this year, not like the last-minute gift you got her last year. It’s a good thing Cold Steel has got you covered. Check out these terrific gifts that mom is just going to love.

You know what mom could really use? A warhammer. If you hit something really hard with it, it hurts! I’m not certain how that’s different from a regular hammer, but hey. It’s called a warhammer, and they don’t call it that for no reason.

More gift ideas after the jump.

How about an Irish blackthorn walking stick? After all, dear old Mater is getting on in years and could use… oh, what’s that? It’s not for walking? Very well, then.

Fine, here’s something practical that can be used around the house: a shovel. No tricks, no hidden switchblades, just a straight up shovel. You know, for diggin’. Oh, all right, and maybe some smashing, too.

And here’s the coup de grace, the video that’s been making the blog rounds today.This is what your mother wants for Mother’s Day. (Hopefully mom is not a vegetarian, or even just a little squeamish.) I think this comprehensive nine-minute video should answer all your questions, except for maybe one: Why wasn’t fat mustache necktie guy able to do the pull-ups himself?

Happy Mother’s Day!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qhknaG9ifbs%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things.

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