It’s a scientific fact that everything is 89% more adorable when you “baby-cize” it. What’s cuter than Muppets? Muppet Babies! What’s cuter than corn? Baby corn! What’s cuter than Bill O’Reilly? Lil’ Bill O’Reilly!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Lil’ O’Reilly”

  1. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

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