Attention Mercury Employees: I realize this is late notice, but as usual, I don’t give a poop. All employees are hereby instructed to drop whatever lunch plans they have, and learn the following dance. At 2 pm, we will gather on the street outside the office, and perform this dance for the employees of KATU, so you better fucking get it right. Anyone not participating in this office merriment, or screwing up the dance in any way will be terminated.
Thank you and start practicing.
THE MANAGEMENT
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
He’s his own flash dance mob.
MERCURY VERSUS KATU DANCE-OFF!!!
It is after 2pm. Where is the video and/or job opening announcements?
FUCK! I MISSED IT!