Sure, kicking pageant moms is like tipping cows, but I’m sorry! Beauty pageant moms who won’t stop prompting their daughter/contestants are always funny! And so are the gay dance instructors that are hired to freak out their four-year-old students. Happily, the following video has both.

Tip o’ the hat to Rich Four Four.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=54BWkDaMb24%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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