You need something to watch over lunch, I’m here to provide it. BEHOLD, A MONKEY RIDING A SEGWAY. (And not just any monkey! Not only does he wear an adorable jumper and helmet, he also makes video game noises when he walks!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Is there nothing Pan-kun can’t do!?!?!