My eternal thanks to Jay who left this in my office mailbox this morning… HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL HAND SANITIZER!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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And even better, it’s got one of those carabiner thingies attached, so I can easily wear it around the office dispensing hand sanitizer to any employee who may need some germ fighting protection. Weirdly enough, only one employee thus far has allowed me to squirt a load into her hands…. but hey! The day is still young!

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Imagine seeing THIS in your cubicle!
Wm. Steven Humphrey and the cast of High School Musical: WE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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