UPDATE! Sorry about today’s lack of Blogtowniness, but Arctic Apocalypse ’08 temporarily knocked out our intertubes. We rejoin Blogtown already in progress.

… a candidate for date rape! HA! HA! HAAAAAAA! Ahhhhhh… anyway. Along that same “vein” here’s an entertainingly creepy infomercial where a hypnotist/date rapist tells us how self-hypnosis can cause you to get neck cancer, make blonde girls name “Cher” instantly fall asleep, and can help you become the most super-duper AWESOME “you” you can be!


Thanks to Everything is Terrible!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sUGM06k_dB0%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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