As you already know, SEXMAN is the world wide web’s greatest film critic. (Check out one of his more hilarious reviews here.) However, today the always-sensitive SEXMAN takes a step away from the world of cinema to wax poetic on two highly personal subjects that are near and dear to his heart: his new braces, and the fact that you’re a dick.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I don’t like this new attitude. Braces changed him.
I don’t know what’s more horrifying, this kid or that lady with those five cloned Boogers.
Um, the Booger lady, OBVS. If I could be certain my future kids would turn into Sexmans, I would start procreating STAT. I love that freaking kid.
Geezus, he sounds like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Ducks love child, raised by Yosemite Sam and While E. Coyote.