Ah, but it exists all the same. Showing the same display of judgment and artistic integrity that gave the world this album cover, Whitesnake has now released Whitesnake Zinfandel (it’s not a white zinfandel, although the name is confusing). Says Mr. David Coverdale:
“It’s a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness … I recommend it to complement any & all grown up friskiness & hot tub jollies …
Is this love? … I believe it is …”
Is this barf? I believe it is.
Finally, something to be filed alongside your bottle of Cabo Wabo and your Dan Aykroyd Crystal Head Vodka. Buy it here.
End Hits: We walk along the lonely street of dreams.
“Because sometimes bad music deserves a bad wine.”
I probably would have tried it had Coverdale not described it. I love zin.