You know, I’m getting really sick of the LIES being told to me by “the future.” First the future told me I would eventually get a hover board. That turned out to be BULLSHIT. Then the future told me I could one day expect Social Security. Again… BULLSHIT. But wait! That’s not the worst part! THEN the future told me back in 1989 that I would one day be driving around in a day-glow green Pontiac Stinger that came with such futuristic options as “a funky looking CD player,” “a door that’s a removable ice chest,” AND “a garden hose”!
SO WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STINGER, FUTURE? YOU GODDAMN LIAR!!
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looks like a combination of the fiero and the aztek with early 90s neon colorway.
as a former employ of GM, I can tell you that you would not want this car. GM + electronical everything = bad. sure, it looks awesome, but do you still ride your pogoball?
plz stop the irony, kthanx
Well, Humpy, you know what they say … the breaking of innocence is the beginning of wisdom.
They’re just breaking your spirit now so that in 10-20 years or so when the ambisexual washrooms don’t happen you won’t have to get so depressed then.
I’m still waiting on Soylent Green™.
Yes, even though it’s people.
MAC FRY! READ MY FAX!!
I was lied to in 1970 by the 1959 book “You Will Go to the Moon.”
At the age of 6 this book was my bible and my drug of choice rolled into one.
Check it out: http://www.flickr.com/photos/apelad/sets/7…
Is that awesome throwback action or what?!
The sequel was titled “You Will Have Internet Porn,” and was much closer to the mark.
GM + Everything = Bad
What’s the garden hole for?
What’s the garden hose for?