Here, let me translate the following clip:

IVAN: What is this? An adorable giant turtle in my beloved Prokopyevsk? FIRE!
SERGE: Your bullets do not work against its adorable shell! Run!!
IVAN: Do not worry! It is a turtle. It cannot catch us.
SERGE: Ahh! We bantered for too long! It is upon us!
NATASHA: EEK! The adorable turtle! It is disrobing me!
IVAN: Damn you, adorable turtle! You have rendered life in my beloved Prokopyevsk meaningless! I murder you with this hand grenade!

FIN

Can anyone identify this movie? We simply MUST screen it for one of our Blogtown Movie Nights™!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zmxGPYilims%26hl%3Den_US%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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