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Me, at today’s St. Paul’s Rodeo. Want to see me embarrass the shit out of one of these bulls? Hit the jump.

Eight seconds? Try a MINUTE FIFTEEN. Back to the barnyard for you, bossie.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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  2. I went to the St. Paul Rodeo last year! It was a great time – I made friends with the chainsaw art guy and got to watch him turn a dead tree into an American eagle.

    The only people having a better time than me were the dozens of Japanese tourists taking pictures with the dangerous bulls.

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