Ah, if only there were a news show written and anchored entirely by old people who got all their information entirely from forwarded emails. Wait… there is? Oh, goodie. Here you go.

Old People News

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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