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A few cities are hosting a “Snuggie Pub Crawl,” wherein a group of idiots goes around drinking at different bars whilst wearing their Snuggies.

San Francisco is hosting their Snuggie Pub Crawl on March 20, and Chicago has one scheduled for April 18. Dates are still TBD for New York, L.A., Seattle, D.C., Atlanta, Denver, Dallas, Austin, and Boston.

I know there are a lot of Portlanders who eat this kind of shit up, but let me to be the first to say: Let’s not do this here. Please. Okay?

I’m more of a Slanket man, anyway.
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Ned Lannamann is a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon. He writes about film, music, TV, books, travel, tech, food, drink, outdoors, and other things.

8 replies on “This Whole Snuggie Thing is Getting a Little Carried Away”

  1. What the fuck is a Snuggie? Apparently I’ve been living in blissful ignorance of these things. Thanks for ruining it.

    Any man wearing one of these things in public (or at home) cannot complain about being punched in the face. The police wouldn’t even write a report.

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