God puts up with a lot of shit. However, He really doesn’t put up with youth pastors trying to impress the kids by riding a motorcycle in church. (You can almost feel His mighty hand throwing that bike into the wall!)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vZRoOx5L0DE%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Thou Shalt Not Ride a Motorcycle in Church”

  1. Oh those crazy, nutty, religious whackos. So divinely zany AND madcap. with their snake-kissing, holy wars and spiked koolaid. Nothing says “Family Values” like an indoor motorcycle accident!

  2. As everyone knows, God rides a Honda. That must have been a Kawasaki (tool of Satan) or … worse … a Husquvarna (tool of Cthulhu).

    Bet you didn’t know that riding a bike had so much meaning, but there you are.

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