The following video depicts a completely wasted drunk (and his Thermos) doing an absolutely amazing dance to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”—and like all great artists, he is persecuted by angry mothers, “concerned” citizens, and eventually the cops. IS THERE NO LONGER A SAFE PLACE FOR A DRUNK (and his Thermos) TO DO DRUNKEN PERFORMANCE ART ON THIS STUPID, BORING PLANET???

All together now…

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

3 replies on “Today in BOOOOOOOO!!!”

  2. What you don’t take into account, Mr. Smarty-Pants Civil Libertarian, is the fact that there were two dozen baby hamsters in that Thermos. Quite possibly. Think of the hamsters!

  3. What I think just happened in the video, is that everyone but the black dude on camera was jealous that he stole the show and showed true showmanship and entrepreneurship, in the field of real, I mean Reeeeeal entertainment. If we gonna go dumb, might as well go all the way. It`s not like it`s bad. I`ve seen less entertainment in most of reality shows. Think about that.

    The hamsters were probably sedated and having a ball “Inside the genies lamp”.

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