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Here is a picture of Michael Jackson chugging vodka with two little people on his lap. Oh. And it also appears that one of the little people has cocaine on her ankle… but at this point, that’s just gravy, isn’t it?
Hey Ezra! This could be a great contender for “Name that Band!” Waitasecond… what am I doing? HEY EVERYBODY! LET’S PLAY “NAME THAT BAND!”
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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all world seasons fun band
pdxfixed
post 4loko portland
over the rainbow, under the influence.
Not all white powder is cocaine Humpy Sheen.
Man In The (Cocaine Covered) Mirror
Woah, I saw this picture yesterday and didn’t realize it was MJ.
I can’t think of a name… too hungry.
Two Short
Future Average White Band
Too Old But You’ll Do
What Do You Mean You’re Not Minors?
What Do You Mean You’re Not Minors ? FTW
In a pinch
MJ & The PYTS
Little People Big Gulp
Yakko, Jacko & Dot