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GUYS! Don’t forget that tonight at 6 pm, the Mercury is hosting a Presidential Debate drinking/viewing party at the Back Stage Bar (3702 SE Hawthorne)! For those refusing to keep up, Obama has a lot of ground to make up after botching the first debate—but luckily tonight is the “Town Hall format” which means Romney the Robot is going to have a tough time pulling the stick out of his ass.

That’s 6 pm, tonight, at the Back Stage Bar... get there early for best positioning! OH! And have you made plans for Election Night yet? Be sure to join us at the Doug Fir Lounge for another of our insanely fun election night parties! MORE DETAILS TO COME.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)