So the other day I showed you that kinda hung doll that pees all the time. I want that for X-mas. I also want this for X-mas: Kota the Robot Triceratops. Why? Because a) it roars, b) it burps, and c) I can ride it around the office, and intimidate the shit out of my co-workers. (Another advantage of Kota? It gives Sarah Palin hard evidence that dinosaurs and humans existed at the same time.)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=10RTgbPlgqU%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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