So I was walking around downtown this weekend, and witnessed TWO very loud and very public arguments between bickering lovers within an hour of each other. I DON’T GET THAT. I don’t get how two people can be so oblivious to the fact that everyone around them are now privy to their most intimate discussions. Not that I’m complaining, mind you! When it happens, I usually pull up a front row seat and pray there’s some popcorn nearby.
That being said, please check out this heee-larious, and absolutely quotable NSFW argument between an Irish couple that’s subtitled for your enjoyment. I only have two questions: 1) Why won’t the gentleman answer why he likes riding hippos, and 2) Does the kid in the stroller really need to hear about his mom’s “growl”?
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Haha.. it’s actually ‘Goul’.. which i can geuss u know what its meant to mean.. This literally happened 5 minutes from my house. Thankfully these two are Knackers(troublesome folk) and the child is clearly doomed anyway :L