We’re a bit behind on blogging today because we’re madly rushing to finish the annual and awe-inspiring MERCURY ONLINE CHARITY AUCTION, which contains one of the most amazing items we’ve ever hosted. What is it? You’ll have to wait an hour or two to see…

Until then, here is a video of Wilford Brimley rocking the SHIT out of a tiny saxophone.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Uq1xWuBIXDg%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)