Here is a video of Wonder Woman fighting off the advances of a horny gorilla. I am posting this because a) I’m drunk, and b) it reminds me of my first date with my ex-wife.

Maybe it’s the alcohol, but Wonder Woman is super hot!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gWbAxZoPqr4%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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