Wait… THIS is the woman who has recently gained internet fame for having “The World’s Strongest Vagina“? My mom has a stronger vagina than that!! (I was going to supply some more examples, but on reflection, I consider it unnecessary.)

If you want to talk “muscular genitalia,” I’ve seen THIS GUY lift cinder blocks with his pee-pee. (In a show, not my bedroom or anything.)

BOOOOO, “world’s strongest vagina.” BOOOOOOOOOO!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_jgO4ZKwVbg%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

9 replies on ““World’s Strongest Vagina,” My Ass!”

  2. What in the fuck is she even doing there???Lifting a string of beads??? It’s in Russian. Are you sure those weren’t in her ass????

  3. Graham: That’s not what I meant, but while we’re on the subject, my ass could run circles around her vagina!

  4. Follow the link, she is lifting 14kg with her vagina!

    “You insert one of the balls in your vagina, and it has a string attached to it with a little hook at the very end. You fix a second ball onto this hook.”

    How could you not like that? I see a business opportunity. Pole dancing for fitness is out. Vagina strengthening ftw!

  5. I’m more than a little disturbed by the thought that anyone would be able to estimate the strength of their mother’s vagina.

    I guess that sort of familiarity would explain many of the editorial positions of The Portland Mercury.

  7. “I’m more than a little disturbed by the thought that anyone would be able to estimate the strength of their mother’s vagina.”

    What? Were you born in a test tube? When I came out of my mother’s vagina, she nearly snapped my neck in half.

  8. I guess I should have followed the link. Meh, for all you know she’s hiding some kind of hook device in her naughty place.

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