Just you try not to dream about this guy tonight… JUST YOU TRY!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zqCKcRYYANs%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Your Friday Afternoon Freakout”

  1. Just read one of your posts from June enquiring how one gets knighted.

    As someone who has, first, you must understand being knighted is the government’s way of getting out of paying your retirement, don’t you know. Quite a dissappointment.

    The basic requirement for being knighted is that you be either born in Britain or in a Commonwealth Country that hasn’t told the Queen to bugger off, or, you are a naturalized British subject in good standing.

    As you are neither, you have some way to go.

    Next, you must find some way to be noticed by the Queen. The simplest method is to offer huge sums of money in the same way that getting a star on the sidewalk in Hollywood takes an offer of huge sums of money. No one gets knighted without huge sums of money be involved.

    Of course, you can be knighted “honorarily”, but, frankly, old boy, that is really not worth a cuspidor of warm spittle.

    Other than that, enjoyed your article.

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