Parked outside the Mercury office today…
“Well, I guess I know what I’ll be doing after work…”
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
usually parked on 82nd
NSA, 24/7
“It’s like craigslist’s ‘casual encounters’ tab, except they deliver!”
core drilling, hole filling, no spilling!
“we put the poles in the holes!”
Limit one hole per customer. Offer does not include bobcat demolition.
I saw a “Penetrations” concrete cutting truck the other day downtown on Stark, of all streets. Maybe the firms should “merge”.