And they call her a “teen activist.” Just listen to her: “I did not send in my absentee ballots to Alaska. I’m going to be in trouble. Sorry, mom!”
Ooooooooo, her mom is going to ground her for sure! And somehow home-girl keeps making the cut on Dancing With the Stars, which is kind of cool, I guess, I mean, I don’t watch but she doesn’t seem horrible. Maybe she’s got a really good partner. Who knows? And really, who cares?
- ABC/ADAM LARKEY
- Shakin’ what her momma gave her.

“I did not send in my absentee ballots,” plural? How many times was she planning to vote?
So Bristol Palin is pro-absentee voting? Wocka, Wocka, Wocka! I bet she didn’t even use a secrecy envelope. Slut!
I KNOW IT’S WRONG but this photo really makes me want to play “The Flapper and the Sled Dog.” Bristol, call me!