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Christine O’Donnell—Delaware Senate Wannabe/Tea Party Candidate/Teenage Witch/Masturbation Opponent—went down in flames tonight. Here is her concession speech (which will probably be auto-tuned by the a.m.). She once famously said, “I am you.” Tonight I agree, because so far, I kinda feel like a loser.
Rest in uncomfortable peace, Christine.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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I totally thought she had it!
Hey, they lost, but…they’ve got the room all night! WOOOOOO!!!
OMG She looks like Sarah Palin!
What a jerk off.
Don’t worry, she’ll be back as a Fox News commentator. We’ll still have her to kick around.