Unless you want to hear a bunch of masturbatory posturing, jump right to the 6:00 mark where you can see the next Speaker of the House, Republican John “Don’t Call Me Boner” Boehner, cry like a big, tubby baby. JESUS CHRIST! Now they’re really not going to be able to get anything done!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
He’s the orange guy, right? Next Halloween, scrape the skin off a pumpkin, glue it to your face, you’re good to go. Oh, yeah…and cry.
Whenever I become very emotional, the only thing that can stop the tears is a crowd of dingbats chanting “USA! USA! USA!”
I heard that on the radio and immediately thought “Glenn Beck.”
Don’t we all start out with jobs where we mop floors, bag grocieries or wipe some old persons ass? He went to school at a time where tuition was affordable. Many of us put ourselves through school, we just have to take out outrageous loans to do it. Odd that his own story that doesn’t seem to involve much hardship brings him to tears. What an egotistical fuck.
Don’t worry. It gets better.
the only crying I hear is from the jack-ass liberals ever day and night. when ever I turn on MSLSD their crying about some republican, all of them, all the time. did you know that General George Patton was seen crying on many occasions in front of hundreds of he soldiers. He cried often when he saw his men wounded, or even the thought of them dieing. I guess there was something wrong with him also. You liberals always need someone to pick on. It has to be that way or you bastards aren’t happy. there is nothing to talk about if you jerks don’t have someone to pick on. Grow the hell up. You know, it’s when there is a problem and there is no feelings from the heart is when I wonder about someone. And you liberals act that way all the time. Just look at your great leader and jerk obama. No feelings, not a care in the world for anyone except for the unions, acorn and anyone else that can help his dumb cause.