THAT’S RIGHT! We’re serious about covering the crap out of tonight’s election results and parties. How do I know this? Erik Henriksen is wearing a tie. And in addition? The tie is not covered with Star Wars characters.
We’ll be at all the parties! We’ll be piping in with the latest results! And tomorrow when you wake up? You’ll know more about tonight’s election than any of your stupid, uninformed co-workers. Practice your smirk! You’ll need it.
HOT LIVE BLOG ELECTION ACTION KICKS OFF RIGHT HERE AT 7 PM! (Results start coming in at 8.) BEEEE THERRRRRRRE.
Okay. SO I received my ballot at my old address, filled it out, signed it, and put it in the envelope. Then I moved. It clearly says, on the part that I already signed when I lived at my old address, that I was certifying that I still lived there.
But I don’t anymore. So I’m kind of afraid to turn it in. I don’t want to get arrested. Are my fears unfounded? Did my inattention to dropping the ballot off before I move cause me to totally Jerry this election?
@FC: YOU’RE GOING TO JAIL, YOU FILTHY BRIGGAND.
I was practicing my smirk but then decided to quit for three months to write a book.
I KNEW IT GRAHAM. I TOTALLY JERRY’D THIS ELECTION. SOB. SOB. WHINE.
Oh well. I guess I should listen to that iCal reminder nagging me to re-register to vote at my new place.