Former SNL-er Tim Meadows does a dead-on impersonation of a younger Herman Cain in this send up of a Godfather Pizza sexual harassment training film from 1986. Language and visuals might be slightly NSFW—unless your boss is okay with the word “titties” and miming armpit coitus with an 8-inch sausage. Ask him or her!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)