Here is floundering GOP insane person Newt Gingrich and his wife Callista (who I don’t like the way she’s staring at me) wishing real Americans—not you—a very Merry Christmas.

Here’s the original version of this greeting, which they ultimately rejected because… oh, I don’t know… something just didn’t feel right about it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gq8t2xm0S78

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

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