A while back, we showcased Mayor Sam Adams’ most interesting (and, at times, confusing) Facebook photos. It was fun! Soon, however, he will be passing his “mayor with delightful photos” crown onto a new candidate. To make the November voting process easiest for you, I scoured the Facebooks of mayoral candidates Jefferson Smith and Charlie Hales to compare and contrast their greatest shots. Cast your vote on who wins this glorious Facebook Face-off!
(Here is the main thing I learned from this process: They each have SO MANY PHOTOS. Please feel free to spend your entire day looking at Jefferson Smith shaking everybody’s hand and Charlie Hales grinning at everything, if you wish.)
Dance skills:
“Cool” factor:
Dog relatability:
MORE and a POLL after the break!
“Concerned politician” face:
Water sport abilities:
Kiss factor:
Vote-winning smile:
Inaccurately tagged photos (Hales on the left, Smith on the right):
There should be an entry for “fake-n-bake tanned headshot.” Hales wins that one hands-down.
Also listed as ‘8 reasons Portland continues to slide into the $#!++er as voters demand more of the same’
Dude has a Puggle.
A PUGGLE.
Owning a puggle should disqualify anyone from ever being in charge of anything.
That skateboard photo is so cool I might almost change my vote . . . but I can’t do that.