Seriously, President Obama! YOU ARE A TEASE!!! You cannot simply start to sing Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together” at a fundraiser at the Apollo Theater, suddenly stop, and interruptus my coitus! (However, maybe it’s a good idea to wait for the very last moments of his final debate against Mittens Romney to trot out the full version. LANDSLIDE WARNING!)
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I WOULD BUY THAT ALBUM.
Oh yeah, that reminds me of why I voted for Bill Clinton. Policy decisions come and go, but we need a president who can, y’know, “get down” once in a while. You can talk about “due process” or whatever you like, but this man knows how to work the crowd. Make it funky!
There is more from the same event: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1OJo7JUTIw
I am a single-issue voter, and that issue is “singing Al Green,” so Barry’s got my vote.
If you guys want a presidential candidate who can SING, then you HAVE to vote for MITT. I literally and prematurely ejaculated when I heard him sing “America the Beautiful.”
http://youtu.be/QXeHf9gHgNo
BONUS: Mitt sings “Who Let the Dogs Out.”