Hey, Mitt Romney, I hear you maybe didn’t pay anything in taxes for ten years. Is that true?

“I did go back and look at my taxes, and, over the past 10 years, I never paid less than 13 percent,” he said, later adding: “Every year, I paid at least 13 percent, and if you add in, in addition, the amount that goes to charity, the number gets well above 20 percent.”

Oh, cool! That settles everything! This means you won’t mind releasing your taxes, then?

Wait, is that a yes?

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