We made up our minds this week on which flawed candidate ought to be mayor next year. Sometimes it’s a stinky job, but it’s what we do.
But it’s pretty clear that an awful lot of you have yet to do the same. And who could blame you? You start leaning toward Jefferson Smith, but then you learn he didn’t ‘fess up, right away, to visiting the woman he hit mere hours before the story about the 20-year-old incident broke. Or you start leaning toward Charlie Hales, and you find out that he’s undercutting his own campaign finance rules for unions and outsourcing fundraising calls to some of the wealthiest and most entrenched fat cats in Portland.
It’s no surprise, then, with ballots about to drop in mailboxes and time ticking away before November 6, that we’ve suddenly been hearing more and more about a third way: the quixotic, semi-pointless write-in. Ex-city council candidate Ed Garren is among a low-but-steady hum of voices (as demonstrated, at least, by my Twitter feed) calling for a reconsideration of our current mayor, Sam Adams.
Garren emailed the following about the mayor, whose negatives last summer were simply too high mount a serious run while still also governing the city:
There is an old Asian saying, “Better the devil you know, than the devil you don’t know.” Sam made one big mistake. He apologized for it, he’s worked very hard, he’d demonstrated courage with the Police department, stood up to the Police Union on behalf of previously ignored communities.
Blogger Jack Bogdanski has pushed, for months, a write-in campaign for the city’s independently elected auditor, LaVonne Griffin-Valade. And three names from the primary also keep popping up, sporadically: big-money, third-place finisher Eileen Brady; water-issues-advocate Scott Fernandez; and hunger striker, housing advocate, occupier, and Amanda Fritz volunteer Cameron Whitten. Shit, someone commenting on one of our endorsement doodads even threw in Bud Clark’s ancient name.
So what about it—are you thinking about going rogue? More importantly, if you are, on whom will bestow that (probably wasted) vote? Explain yourself in the comments. As always.

ZOMBIE VERA KATZ FOR MAYOR
VOTE SCHUSTER MCCURDY! PORTLAND’S FIRST OPENLY FELINE MAYOR!
Steve Novick. Why should he want to just stop at City Council? Plus… beer?
Cameron Whitten is my choice.
I said Steve, because I think that’s funny, but really my write-in is Sam Adams. Although I’d vote for The Scone in a hot minute if it was him against either Hales or Smith, and that’s saying a lot.
I think the write-in campaign for Brady is hysterical. She’s the one person we know that voters like LESS than Smith or Hales.
@zed: in fairness to Brady and how voters felt about her, that was as of early May…
Jim Spagg!!
I’m writing in “Cock ‘n’ Balls Doughnut,” just to lighten the mood at the elections office.
Hmm gonna go with cameron @ least I can trust him…
I’m writing in Max Brumm into your stupid, stupid online poll. He’s not only a people, he’s OF THE PEOPLE. WE THE PEOPLE, as Ted Nugent would say. MAX 4 LIFE!
Boat Cop for mayor!
RON PAUL!
END WASTEFUL SUBSIDIES TO BENSON BUBBLERS.
STOP PURSUING IMPERIALIST POLICIES OF PORTLAND CREEP.
I’ll be writing in Voter Fraud.
I told Chris O’Connor that if his team beat mine at trivia I’d write him in. His team did indeed beat mine, so I guess I’m honor bound to throw my vote away.
Nickolai
(He’s my cat and has much Purrrravitas).
I think I’ve got the best slogan.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/41894180030@N…
I think it’s about time this town had a Bike for a mayor!
Ramblin’ Rod
What, no Kyle MacLachlan?
Jessie Sponberg facebook acct https://www.facebook.com/ozone503?fref=ts He is real and for the people!
Amy Frey
“Puppies. Beer. Happiness. Sex. Rainbows.”
Enough Said.
I think that The Mercury missed an amazing opportunity to make a statement against the massive headwound vs sucking chestwound decision that our mayoral race is and FORMALLY endorsed Cameron Whitten. No, he wouldn’t have won. But it would have been an amazing statement that no one running is worth voting for.
Or endorse Sam Adams.
Chris O’Connor
The thing with a write-in campaign for Eileen Brady is she told me back in August that she has “to respect the will of the voters last May.”
Whitten and Fernandez seem interesting. What about Chuck Palahniuk?
Yeah it’s Chris O’Connor. I’m tempted to write in Brandon Roy because I think NBA point guards are an under-rated political resource for the nation.
Adams would be an easy choice if it wasn’t for his attempt to ram fluoride down our throats.
One tiny hand for mayor.
Phil Lesh
I am so writing in Phil Lesh.
@smfxxy – hahaha! Now go away.
Amy Frey has the best micro-campaign strategy I’ve ever seen. Do it to scale next time, Mrs Frey.
Scott Fernandez!
http://scottfernandezformayor.com/
Seconding Boat Cop.
Or Don Crossley.
Inside joke.
SHUT UP, VEGAN!
Cameron Whitten for unity, community, peace, and mayor.
I’m writing in Eileen. She is an impressive systems thinker, showed poise when under attack, has integrity, is committed to sustainability and strategic economic growth. She built an a solid coalition of diverse voices and that is where I want to spend my vote. Never any doubt about it.
Danny Glover.
Scott Fernandez is running a serious write-in campaign for the Portland Mayoral race!
Scott Fernandez for Mayor (official website)
http://scottfernandezformayor.com/
Oregon Secretary of State: Statement of Organization for Candidate Committee: Friends of Scott Fernandez
https://secure.sos.state.or.us/orestar/soo…
Morgan Freeman. He’ll save us from the asteroid.
Scott Fernandez seems like a great choice: a pragmatic scientist with ethics, business experience and a willingness to stand up to back-room corporate deals. I want to remind folks that Cameron Whitten is already running for State Treasurer and definitely has my vote there. I think he’ll push for a state bank, if elected. After City Hall’s attempted fast-track to fluoride without voter input, and Cameron’s seeming support of this, I am much more interested in Scott Fernandez. He has already had the guts to very vocally and publicly stand up to Randy Leonard about the unnecessary covering of the Bull Run reservoir, using his professional assessment of the project and knowledge about how the Water Bureau $ has been used otherwise. Fernandez wants to put basic services first and improve the way funds at City Hall are allocated
Tres Shannon
Willamette Week scolded me and told me to play it safe. Writing in the devil we know seems the safest of all, so Sam Adams.
Remember Tres Shannon’s bumper stickers? “I wanna be mayor!” Wish I had one of those now. But I’m writing in Eileen Brady. She was robbed in the primary and she’d be the obvious front runner now except for our stupid primary system that only allows two contenders to progress to the general election, even if several candidates pretty much split the vote as happened in this case. Eileen is incredibly smart, competent and compassionate. She understands that we need the kind of prosperity that goes hand in hand with social equity. She believes in transparency and public process, which our current mayor and city council apparently have no respect for (with the partial exception of Amanda Fritz whom we all should be voting for too).
Chael Sonnen. The other choices largely suck other than Scott Fernandez if I were being serious. Maybe I am.
Correction to my earlier comment and apology to Cameron Whitten:
Cameron did tell me that, were he a member of City Council, he would have pushed for a public vote on fluoride, even though he does support fluoridation. I do know that he has previously been an avid voice for equity and democratic process, so I thank him for reassuring me so in regard to this issue.