*VOMIT EMOJI* Credit: Gage Skidmore via Wikimedia Commons (CC BY SA 3.0)
*VOMIT EMOJI*
*VOMIT EMOJI* Gage Skidmore via Wikimedia Commons

The Washington Post just released a video of Donald Trump discussing women in impossibly disparaging terms, and it’s damning. In the below video, you can hear the recording, which was captured while Trump was speaking to Access Hollywood‘s Billy Bush while on a bus during an appearance on Days of Our Lives. Fair warning, it’s awful. If you’re having a great day, I can’t really advocate pressing play:

Here’s an excerpt from the Post‘s transcription. Emphasis mine. Trump is describing actress Arianne Zucker:

โ€œIโ€™ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her,โ€ Trump says.โ€œYou know Iโ€™m automatically attracted to beautiful โ€” I just start kissing them. Itโ€™s like a magnet. Just kiss. I donโ€™t even wait.โ€

โ€œAnd when youโ€™re a star they let you do it,โ€ Trump says. โ€œYou can do anything.โ€

โ€œWhatever you want,โ€ says another voice, apparently Bushโ€™s.

โ€œGrab them by the pโ€”-y,โ€ Trump says. โ€œYou can do anything.โ€

A spokeswoman for NBC Universal, which produces and distributes โ€œAccess Hollywood,โ€ declined comment.

Trump’s excused his remarks by calling them “locker-room banter,” which is a fine way to describe trash-talking the other team, but a piss-poor descriptor for behavior that fits the Justice Department’s definition of sexual assault.

Similar behavior from Trump is well documentedโ€”his habit of kissing women without consent is discussed at length in this piece from the NY Times, and his ex-wife, Ivana Trump, once accused him of rape, although she later recanted. Jill Harth, a former business associate of Trump’s, also accused him of an attempted rape.

Pair Trump’s apparently profound boundary issues with women and running mate Mike Pence’s evident disdain for women who have abortions, and you’ve got the ticket from hell. Here’s what Bitch Media’s Andi Zeisler had to say in the matter.

Sounds about right to me.

Trump has his second debate with opponent Hillary Clinton this Sunday. If Clinton brings this up, be prepared to hear some very “not nice” remarks from Trump about Clinton’s husband.

If you need me, I’ll be in the whiskey and crying closet. Please register to vote.