Emiko Badillo
From Food Fight! Vegan Grocery
4179 SE Division
Sure, brag about how pure and natural your lifestyle is, but the fact remains–if you’re gettin’ it on with normal condoms or standard lube, your sexual hijinx are with an unwelcome participantÉ A DEAD ANIMAL! Never fear, as Emiko is the go-to gal for info on gettin’ it on, vegan style:
– Vegan Condoms: “Most people don’t know that most normal condoms have milk products in them–it just makes them softer. So that’s why we have these. We use them, and they’re fine.”
– Vegan Lube: “Most lubes have glycerin and stuff like that. So this is probably better for you, since it’s more natural.”
– Vegan “Fudge Fantasy”: “The name itself is fitting, soÉ um, do what you wish with that.”
Angi Moss
From Videorama
1136 NW Lovejoy
All right, pansy-ass–you’re too chicken to go to the porn store, and you’ve already watched Blockbuster’s entire stock of straight to video “erotic thrillers” like Poison Ivy vols. 1-3. So what’s next? Angi knows some movies about sex–some nice, some not–plus, she won’t make you feel embarrassed when you rent ’em!
– The Good Old Naughty Days (2003): “Just classic. Shorts that were made in Europe to show men in the waiting rooms in brothels. I was a little shocked at some of the stuff they were getting away with back then–stuff that would still be considered shocking.”
– Daughters of Darkness (1971): “Probably one of the most beautiful girls in the world [Andrea Rau] engages in some lesbian vampire sex.”
– Irreversible (2002): “Not a good date movie. Probably one of the more disturbing French films. Sex and violence go hand in hand in this one. They did like a 10-minute rape scene all in one shot, no editing. [Monica Bellucci’s] husband actually stars in the movieÉ He requested not to be on the set that day.”