Yes, I know that I could probably Google this and find out the answer for myself, but… why ruin your fun? Here’s my question:

I KNOW THAT THE BOY SCOUTS IS HISTORICALLY A HOMOPHOBIC ORGANIZATION—BUT DOES THIS INCLUDE THE GIRL SCOUTS, TOO? AND IF SO, DOES THIS MEAN I CAN’T BUY THEIR DELICIOUS COOKIES?

According to film editor Erik Henriksen, “I don’t care if the Klan is selling Thin Mints… I’m buying them.” For those who agree with Erik, here is a Girl Scout Cookie Locator. While you’re at it, also let me know which cookies you’d buy from the Klan if they were selling them. Not that I’m suggesting they should.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

14 replies on “Is it “Ethical” to Buy Girl Scout Cookies?”

  1. from wikipedia:

    No official stand on sexuality issues
    Girl Scouts of the USA stated in an October 1991 letter:[39]
    As a private organization, Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. respects the values and beliefs of each of its members and does not intrude into personal matters. Therefore, there are no membership policies on sexual preference. However, Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. has firm standards relating to the appropriate conduct of adult volunteers and staff. The Girl Scout organization does not condone or permit sexual displays of any sort by its members during Girl Scout activities, nor does it permit the advocacy or promotion of a personal lifestyle or sexual preference. These are private matters for girls and their families to address.
    GSUSA upholds a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy on sexuality.[40] The debate over this issue is split between those who feel that the policy is insufficient in preventing discrimination on the grounds of sexual orientation, and those who question the inclusion of homosexuals.[41][42]

  2. recession cookie buying this year:
    1 box thin mints
    1 box samoas
    1 box dulce de leche (they’re just o.k.)

    i wish i could afford more.

  3. **quote: The Girl Scout organization does not condone or permit sexual displays of any sort by its members during Girl Scout activities**

    Someone should’ve told my Leader and her husband. Let’s just say their truck was a rock’n when we went camping.

  4. girl scout cookies are made with cottonseed oil. if you want to eat non-food grade oil than go ahead and lube up with those do-si-dos…

  5. If ethics are for dumbies why didn’t you steal them and shiv the little cunt holding the box?

  6. I first thought you were asking whether or not it was ethical to buy cookies FOR Girl Scouts rather than FROM them. Like you were trying to lure them into your beat up old van or something.

    For anyone else who made that mistake, the answer is “no, it’s not ethical.” The more you know…

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