Hmmm… I don’t know. Maybe we should move that chair just a hair to the left?

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Hat tips to Buzzfeed!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

6 replies on “Today in Poor Chair Placement”

  1. I mean… if you gonna git raped, you don’t want no off the shelf rape. You wann git a custom rape, the elegence really comes out in the details with a bespoke rapin’.

  2. is this inside a building across the street from that twitter gang rape billboard you guys posted yesterday? because that would make sense.

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