Okay, so maybe that’s not an exact quote. Circa 1989…


https://youtube.com/watch?v=ebN17xoJbLg%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “Ultimate Warrior: “My Good Friend, I Beg You Not to Smoke””

  1. And immediately after the camera stopped rolling, he got down on his hands and knees and ate up every last shred of sweet, sweet tobacco he could find.

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