The following video features a) one of the truly great pranks, and b) two ridiculously terrible douchebags. They are so douchey in fact, that it almost ruins the majesty of the prank. That’s why you should hang around until the end to see the prank repeated in glorious slo-mo, where as an extra bonus, you don’t have to hear a word these douchebags are saying.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

I agree. Plastic milk cartons contain BPA (Bisphenol A, not Bonneville Power Administration,) and certain people, (me) can actually taste it. Given the choice between plastic milk and water, I’ll just drink water. I don’t know why anybody drinks that garbage in the first place, (directly from the bottle or not,) it gives you cancer.
(Fortunately, I don’t have to choose, I get my milk [delivered, weekly] in glass bottles and if you tried this prank on me, you’d just end up hurting your hands.)
Video camera, milk jug, entrance. How unscripted!
god dammit! why is slo-mo so good?!?!?!