Yo! I missed you yet again! I waited for the bus for over nineteen minutes last Thursday; I got on a bus that would only take me seven blocks & I would have to walk seven blocks home. So I was a bit irked when the bus kept opening the front door ( five times: once for a invisible person, the rest for people running for the bus). As the bus was about to leave the intersection I saw you in your Tool tee, long wavy dirty blond hair looking as good as I ever remembered. Now I didn’t want to leave the intersection but get off & chat you up. I almost press my nose to the window & let out an inaudible agh! I got off the next stop & ran back to find no trace of you Mr. Tool!
The last time I saw you on the bus (in mid August) I sat right across you, wrote you a note then I gave it to you as you were leaving. You smiled like a Cheshire cat, what pretty teeth, I would love you to bite me! That night I got off two stops later to find you walking towards me but you passed by without a word. I thought that was the end of that. I saw you again in September with two Didgeridoos but you boarded the bus behind me. I wish to share a pot of tea with you or chat you up Mr. Tool ( Goth, Dark & Handsome )

8 replies on “Tooling Around”

  1. You waited 19 minutes for a bus that would save you 14 minutes of walking? Keep your feet on the ground, and maybe you’ll find the right tool for the job you have in mind.

  3. It’s hard enough to take you seriously in your top hat and multicolored scarf but carrying around the pot of tea is way over the top. Plus, on a bus(or bike) it’s just dangerous.

  4. You waited almost 20 minutes to save 7 blocks and you are complaining that the bus opened the door 5 times. If you weren’t a total wuss that would be knowledge you wouldn’t have, The fact that you got off after only 1 stop and ran back to the starting point only makes this fact so much sadder. Unless your crippled there is not reason why you can’t carry yourself for .33 miles and you should really just stay home and try not to exhaust yourself sitting around the house.

    Tool-tee dodged a bullet ignoring you in my opinion, and this post seems more fitting for missed connections on craigslist or the I saw U ads if they are still on here.

    If you by some random chance happened to be on crutches then you can ignore my comments but I don’t think that is the case since you stated you actually ran back one stop to get ignored.

  6. Maybe you should learn to play the didgeridoo too. It is starting to be quite a fad. I wish you luck didgering the tool the way it should be didged. You animal, you!!!

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